| QUESTION | ANSWER |
|---|---|
| Are they made with real Absinthe? | No |
| Then how do they taste like Absinthe? | Stick anything up an ass and it will |
| What sizes do they come in? | Extra Large |
| How does that compare to the average sized condom? | They are averaged sized condoms. |
| Then why do you call them Extra Large? | Extra Large Condoms look better sitting by the bed. |
| How are anal Condoms different then regular condoms? | Product Placement |
| If the condoms are all the same regular size, why do you need to know penis size for ordering? | We don't. Just something we got used to asking in chat rooms. |
| Are they shipped in a plain descrete package? | Yes, but for an extra $1 we will write "HUGE CONDOMS FOR HUGE PENIS" on the outside to impress your mail carrier |
| What does Marilyn Manson have to do with Absinthe, Anal Sex, Condoms and the Arch Dandy? | You forgot Satanism. |
| How much money do you plan on making selling these? | Zero. We are doing this to help promote safe anal sex and Absinthe flavor. |
| What if you did show a profit, what then? | We'd donate it to the Send a Kid to a Manson show fund. |
| Do you have Marilyn Mansons permission to be doing this? | Oops |
